Hey, you can't just acknowledge a fart on live TV! That's almost as bad as claiming your son hopped on a loose weather balloon and panicking the entire state.That just sent me on very deep Youtube hole watching Balloon Boy stuff. He's the singer in a lil metal band now:Okay, guys. Let's all get really drunk and bury this video somewhere... and then never talk about it again. Hopefully we'll all just forget.Ellen always gives away things to viral guests. Throw in a little sob story, and she'll toss in a $10,000 check thanks to the great folks over at Shutterfly.Dont worry, I can save the day by fighting fire with fire! Those people on ellen barley get any money at all!Idk. I made a science video of my 4 year old son and put it on YouTube. He loved it. He thought it was cool other people were watching and learning from his video.
Heck, I'm 24 and I get lot of my own info from Crash Course and SciShow. Tell him that one day, he's going to want to be an engineer that does everything from Software, Electronic, Biology and Chemistry! At least, it made me wanna go that path.I feel like intelligence peaks at a certain age before all of a sudden you realize that even though you know those words, you can't explain them and suddenly everything that you thought you knew doesn't make sense any more. And then you slowly climb back up trying to understand everything you learned and realize that you'll never get everything.My earliest memories are from when I was 2. There's only a few, but I know they occurred before I was 3. One even involves a bottle.
You could be me from 4 years ago! My 9 year old has been watching Crash Course since he was 4. Just a warning, they get crazy smart, crazy fast. Last week my son explained that because of the recent discovery of gravitational waves (which he also explained) and the concept of wave-particle duality, it is likely that gravitons do exist even though they are only theoretical at the moment. If you ever need ideas for more YouTube channels, my son watches a TON of them because he just can't get enough, pm me.Kids these days are way smarter than we were. They grow up with tablets and the internet, the games and shows they watch are actually somewhat educational and teach life lessons, etc. When we were growing up, we were watching dumb shit like a a roadrunner drop an anvil on a coyote.
There was a post a few months back on casualiama (or someother likeminded sub, I dont quite remember), about a lady who said she had an unpleasant dating experience with a popular dude figure in the reddit-space; the thread went on a kind of guessing game were she answered question as long as they did not provide the exact identity of said dude. In the end, people were pretty sure it was Bill Nye.I worked at a Marriott hotel in The Woodlands, TX and this particular year the Planet Society (the name is slipping me) was meeting at the nearby convention center. I was working the morning shift and as per the usual I was checking my the people set to check in today to prep keys, gift bags, room preferences etc.No, really. That's it. It's documented, Bill Nye isn't some kindly science fairy that was sent here to enlighten us with experiments and love. He's just a normal human and he sometimes acts like it.
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Thursday, June 30, 2016
Why European Union Won't Discuss Trade With the U.K
The referendum result shocked the world, caused markets to tumble, bankers to scramble, dramatic political upheaval and widespread anxiety over economic uncertainty. Here are some of the significant developments over the week that shook the world.
The head of trade for the European Union says that the United Kingdom will not be entitled to negotiate its place at Europe’s economic table until it makes good on its apparent commitment to leave the E.U.“First you exit, then you negotiate,” Cecilia Malmstrom, the Swedish official who serves as the European Commissioner for Trade, told the BBC.
Malmstrom’s words reveal a harsh reality for the U.K., which will need up to two years to fully abandon its E.U. membership. Negotiating a trade agreement thereafter could take far more time, considering that Canada’s trade pact with the E.U. took seven years to finalize. Per E.U. strictures, the U.K. is also not allowed to negotiate trade matters with outside nations until it is no longer an E.U. member.
YouTube contains a full array of Farage’s feisty speeches, debates, and often contentious media interviews over the years, all suggesting that he could be one of the best orators on the world stage, whether you agree with his views or not. The populism and anti-globalism that has given rise to UKIP also partially parallels the success of Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders in the U.S.
Prompting a certain degree of heckling, Farage spiked the football (see clip below which has gone viral) as some on social media described it in U.S. terms, in gloating about the Brexit win.And, even then, there's no guarantee that they'll be allowed back. You see Spain is opposed to Scottish independence because it doesn't want to send out encouraging messages to Catalonian separatists. So Spain may well act to punish Scotland, too, even if they have already gotten their independence.
The head of trade for the European Union says that the United Kingdom will not be entitled to negotiate its place at Europe’s economic table until it makes good on its apparent commitment to leave the E.U.“First you exit, then you negotiate,” Cecilia Malmstrom, the Swedish official who serves as the European Commissioner for Trade, told the BBC.
Malmstrom’s words reveal a harsh reality for the U.K., which will need up to two years to fully abandon its E.U. membership. Negotiating a trade agreement thereafter could take far more time, considering that Canada’s trade pact with the E.U. took seven years to finalize. Per E.U. strictures, the U.K. is also not allowed to negotiate trade matters with outside nations until it is no longer an E.U. member.
YouTube contains a full array of Farage’s feisty speeches, debates, and often contentious media interviews over the years, all suggesting that he could be one of the best orators on the world stage, whether you agree with his views or not. The populism and anti-globalism that has given rise to UKIP also partially parallels the success of Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders in the U.S.
Prompting a certain degree of heckling, Farage spiked the football (see clip below which has gone viral) as some on social media described it in U.S. terms, in gloating about the Brexit win.And, even then, there's no guarantee that they'll be allowed back. You see Spain is opposed to Scottish independence because it doesn't want to send out encouraging messages to Catalonian separatists. So Spain may well act to punish Scotland, too, even if they have already gotten their independence.
My Kids Don't Beg For Toys Because He Never Get to See Commercials
They have no concept of TV that isn't fully user controllable. We only watch live TV once in a blue moon, everything else is DVR, streaming, or downloaded.Looks like your children are my spirit animal. Everyone knows that I like to yell at ads. I'm here to consume content, not buy your shit.ProTip - I like to mute commercials during when I am faced with watching Live TV shows. It really is nice to have a few minutes of silence versus having my TV yell advertisements at me.They will never know the agony of trying to figure out how to set up the timed recording feature of a VCR so that they can record their favorite show when they're not home.
My son freaks out when a commercial comes on when we visit grandma. He keeps accusing us of changing the channel.I asked my 6 year old daughter what an ad was and she explained it to me perfectly. I asked her what a commercial was and she looked at me like I had a third nose.My wife just got us an antenna because she likes to watch the local news. We tried watching a TV show but the commercials are just too much for me.It was so in-your-face obnoxious. Have they gotten worse since the advent of streaming content? I haven't watched live TV really in the last 6 years or so.I'm 22 and your kids are making me feel old... It feels weird knowing they're kids that have no concept of commercials...
Action figures can last a child through his entire childhood but an app comes and goes with a tap of a button.Turn your location settings and gps on. It doesn't just send random surveys, it tracks the places you go. And answer truthfully. They send out surveys with all fake locations and ask if you've been to any of them. Go places and be honest and you'll be getting 2-3 surveys a week in no time. I've personally made about $60 since I started like 2 years ago.I never had an allowance, but one day I went to my friend's house and she had a job board with little pieces of paper indicating what needs to be done and there's a dollar amount as reward. Told my parents about this and they just laughed at me and told me to take out the trash and wash the dishes.
When I was growing up there were chores that were expected (clean your room, make your bed, do the dishes after dinner) then there were extras we could do for cash. My mom used to give me a quarter for every item of clothing I ironed for her. Or if I watered her plants or scooped the dog yard, 50 cents. The mix was good--there were basic expectations, but I had the opportunity to make a little money by going above and beyond.When I was a kid my siblings and I were OBSESSED with HGTV. This is when the programming was more "here's half an hour on how to pour concrete for a shed foundation, tune in next time for framing," than House Hunters type stuff.Or maybe just in the big urban areas of the country/world, idk. But you say the words "maker space" or "hacker space" in anywhere I've ever lived and they'll look at you like you just grew a second head or something. Then you go and explain it and they just say it's a stupid idea and you should buy your own tools and not mooch of someone else.
My son freaks out when a commercial comes on when we visit grandma. He keeps accusing us of changing the channel.I asked my 6 year old daughter what an ad was and she explained it to me perfectly. I asked her what a commercial was and she looked at me like I had a third nose.My wife just got us an antenna because she likes to watch the local news. We tried watching a TV show but the commercials are just too much for me.It was so in-your-face obnoxious. Have they gotten worse since the advent of streaming content? I haven't watched live TV really in the last 6 years or so.I'm 22 and your kids are making me feel old... It feels weird knowing they're kids that have no concept of commercials...
Action figures can last a child through his entire childhood but an app comes and goes with a tap of a button.Turn your location settings and gps on. It doesn't just send random surveys, it tracks the places you go. And answer truthfully. They send out surveys with all fake locations and ask if you've been to any of them. Go places and be honest and you'll be getting 2-3 surveys a week in no time. I've personally made about $60 since I started like 2 years ago.I never had an allowance, but one day I went to my friend's house and she had a job board with little pieces of paper indicating what needs to be done and there's a dollar amount as reward. Told my parents about this and they just laughed at me and told me to take out the trash and wash the dishes.
When I was growing up there were chores that were expected (clean your room, make your bed, do the dishes after dinner) then there were extras we could do for cash. My mom used to give me a quarter for every item of clothing I ironed for her. Or if I watered her plants or scooped the dog yard, 50 cents. The mix was good--there were basic expectations, but I had the opportunity to make a little money by going above and beyond.When I was a kid my siblings and I were OBSESSED with HGTV. This is when the programming was more "here's half an hour on how to pour concrete for a shed foundation, tune in next time for framing," than House Hunters type stuff.Or maybe just in the big urban areas of the country/world, idk. But you say the words "maker space" or "hacker space" in anywhere I've ever lived and they'll look at you like you just grew a second head or something. Then you go and explain it and they just say it's a stupid idea and you should buy your own tools and not mooch of someone else.
Silicone Teething Necklace Baby Safe For Mom To Wear - BPA-Free Chew Beads
Teething necklaces are all the trend these days with moms and for good reason, they are stylish and offer our little ones relief from painful teething. My son when he was a newborn was constantly throwing his teethers on the ground and it seemed like all I did was pick them up and wash them all day long. They are get dropped in stores and left behind places, which isn't good when you have a baby thats upset and looking for something to chew on. Teething necklaces have solved all these issues, they stay clean and on mommy, babies natural comfort spot and they offer immediate relief. The beads are bulky and secure, offering your little one the ability to chew away without shredding the silicone or causing a bead to fall off. The colors are bright and vibrant and the necklace is extremely comfortable to wear. I highly recommend teething necklaces to moms, they are the future of teethers!
Five star necklace!! love this necklace. I recently purchased a different style of necklace for a gift. I thought it was the perfect gift for a friend ,but when I asked her if she liked it she was honest and told me it was pulling her hair and the beads were too small for her baby girl to grasp. She told me it was a good idea though.I was so excited to open up my Amazon prime package and find this super cute teething necklace. What a stylish and practical piece of jewelry for any mom or mom-to-be! I ordered the necklace in the True Turquoise color and it looks great with many of my mommy shirts. My little girl loves chewing on the silicone beads and it keeps her entertained and happy with the teething process. I only wish I had had this necklace for my first kid who seemed to be a terrible teether. It would have made a world of difference! Great product, I'd highly recommend it to any mom with a teething baby!
This necklace is absolutely perfect! The feel of the silicone on my skin is/was amazing. I wore this for the first time over the weekend and I was surprised by how many compliments I got. When I told them that it was also a teething toy,, they were blown away lol. I have another teething necklace that really similar to this one and I like it, but not as much as I like this one. My complaint with the other one was that it didn't have many beads on it. well, this one has PLENTY! The beads cover just about the entire necklace. To make sure the beads were safe I tested them myself. I can't bite/chew through them so I know that my soon to be teething baby girl won't be able to either. It's such a versatile piece of jewelry. Please don't let the price scare you away. I promise you, it's worth it! I love the fact that the rope that the beads are on won't snag my hair and won't break if baby girl tugs on it too hard. The texture of the beads is silky smooth, perfect for my baby's itchy gums. While I did receive this product at a deeply discounted price, these words and experiences are that of my own and haven't been influenced by any outside sources. I would recommend this to any new mom as a gift for yourself and for baby. It's definitely a must have on your baby registry!
I am always on the look out for the perfect baby gift for my new mom friends. This is definitely one of them! What mom doesn't want to look cute and what baby doesn't always try to gnaw on his mom's jewelry? This is a solution to both things!
The necklace is super cute...you wouldn't know what its true purpose really was if someone didn't tell you. They are made of soft silicone beads that will soothe any baby's gums. You can put them in the freezer or fridge to chill them if needed to help baby even more. They are 100% safe and BPA free so you don't have to worry about that. Plus, they are dishwasher safe so easy to clean. Perfect gift for mom and baby.
Wednesday, June 29, 2016
Swiss Army Man Directors Dummy Made Up Of Daniel Radcliffe
He can do whatever the hell he wants for the rest of his life because he's sitting on a medium-sized fortune from the eight Harry Potter movies. His yearly residuals checks from those ABC Family marathons alone probably paid more than Swiss Army Man's entire budget. It's awesome for fans, too, because he can choose whatever roles he wants. God knows Radcliffe helping this movie get made was worth more artistically than a lead role in whatever mid-tier generic blockbuster was coming out around the same time, and for that we should thank him.
Great article, thanks for sharing it with us. Glad these kids are taking their careers into their own hands. Many of us can learn from that, no matter what our day job is. Cheers,You'd think the guy playing a sparkling tween but really old vampire would be some kind of a douche. The guys seems to be down to earth and pretty hilarious if you see him outside those movies.That's not unique to him though. Plenty of A-list actors are rich enough to star in whatever the fuck forever. Daniel Radcliffe is singularly adventurous. He is truly dedicated to that aspect of his craft and I respect the hell out of him for it. I mean, Julia Roberts earned like $60,000,000 for three movies a few years back, where's her lunatic on a pogo stick effort?
I've long believed that while Radcliffe wasn't the most naturally gifted actor in the Harry Potter movies he'll have the best career because he works incredibly hard and always takes risks.I don't know. I feel like Emma Watson is doing pretty well and will be the most successful in the long run. It is between her and Radcliffe though, because Rupert Grint seems to not be interested in acting that much and the other young actors of Harry Potter are doing very little.When people talk about Emma Watson though, they never say she's a great actor. They talk about how beautiful or intelligent she is. Her films are the least talked about part of her career.
I saw Radcliffe perform in How to Succeed in Business on Broadway. Granted, they are two different mediums, but I left the show with a newfound respect for him. He brought an energetic intensity that I haven't seen in a male lead on stage in awhile. You could see that while he may not have the best voice, or the sharpest dance skills, he left it all out there, breathless and flushed after each song or number. It gave the character a genuine quality that a more "polished" actor would lack, which fitted the role perfectly. He was delightful and funny and a consummate performer. Just proves you don't need to have god-given gifts to be an excellent entertainer.
Right cause she's used being smart and pretty to do things other than acting. She's famous for being hermione but since then she's done work for the UN and just in general has transitioned from actress to public figure.Probably not, but in a weird way I do feel bad for the guy. On the one hand he did the crime, he deserves the jail time. On the other, he didn't really have a normal childhood, and what he did when he was young will now tar him for the rest of his life perhaps moreso than others, because he was a prominent part of one of the most popular film series in recent times.
Great article, thanks for sharing it with us. Glad these kids are taking their careers into their own hands. Many of us can learn from that, no matter what our day job is. Cheers,You'd think the guy playing a sparkling tween but really old vampire would be some kind of a douche. The guys seems to be down to earth and pretty hilarious if you see him outside those movies.That's not unique to him though. Plenty of A-list actors are rich enough to star in whatever the fuck forever. Daniel Radcliffe is singularly adventurous. He is truly dedicated to that aspect of his craft and I respect the hell out of him for it. I mean, Julia Roberts earned like $60,000,000 for three movies a few years back, where's her lunatic on a pogo stick effort?
I've long believed that while Radcliffe wasn't the most naturally gifted actor in the Harry Potter movies he'll have the best career because he works incredibly hard and always takes risks.I don't know. I feel like Emma Watson is doing pretty well and will be the most successful in the long run. It is between her and Radcliffe though, because Rupert Grint seems to not be interested in acting that much and the other young actors of Harry Potter are doing very little.When people talk about Emma Watson though, they never say she's a great actor. They talk about how beautiful or intelligent she is. Her films are the least talked about part of her career.
I saw Radcliffe perform in How to Succeed in Business on Broadway. Granted, they are two different mediums, but I left the show with a newfound respect for him. He brought an energetic intensity that I haven't seen in a male lead on stage in awhile. You could see that while he may not have the best voice, or the sharpest dance skills, he left it all out there, breathless and flushed after each song or number. It gave the character a genuine quality that a more "polished" actor would lack, which fitted the role perfectly. He was delightful and funny and a consummate performer. Just proves you don't need to have god-given gifts to be an excellent entertainer.
Right cause she's used being smart and pretty to do things other than acting. She's famous for being hermione but since then she's done work for the UN and just in general has transitioned from actress to public figure.Probably not, but in a weird way I do feel bad for the guy. On the one hand he did the crime, he deserves the jail time. On the other, he didn't really have a normal childhood, and what he did when he was young will now tar him for the rest of his life perhaps moreso than others, because he was a prominent part of one of the most popular film series in recent times.
What's The Most You've Seen Someone Out Of Touch With Reality ?
I was 15, and working at McDonalds. I was at the back window where you take peoples money. A customer came, and blew past the back speaker where you order. That was pretty typical, so I figured it was just a normal mistake.When they get to my window it is the very old lady. She smiles at me, holds a grocery bag up, with frozen chicken and a two liter of soda. She holds out a 20$ bill and asks "how much for the chicken and soda?"15 year old me didn't have the coping skills for this. I stared at her for what felt like forever. Finally I said "Uh, I think you're confused".. She drove off, with her car half way over the curb.
My favorite was a university professor: absolutely brilliant knowledge of middle eastern politics, particularly around the Israel-Palestine conflict. He could remember insanely precise historical details going back thousands of years, and seemed to understand the subtlest of nuances on both sides of the conflict. His lectures were amazing. Or they would have been, if he had turned off his cell phone. He simply couldn't figure out how to silence his phone, or even turn it on and off. He had let his TA do it for him a couple of times, but then he'd leave with it still off and couldn't figure out how to turn it back on until he came back the next day, so after going through that twice he decided he would just leave it on. And it appeared that every telemarketer on earth had his number, because it would ring at least 5 times an hour at full volume, and he'd just talk over the top of it like it wasn't happening. He also never answered his email, because he apparently didn't realize that he had one or might need to use it.
My dad collects coins, because his extremely Hungarian immigrant grandfather convinced him that the Bank (capitalizing it because to him, all banks are just one huge world bank) is determined to steal all his money from him, so he has to have a backup plan. This in and of itself isn't too extreme; plenty of people choose self-sustenance due to a distrust in government and economics, but the real kicker happened when he tried to roll his coins.He has to order his coin rolls online because he doesn't want to go to the bank and get coin rolls because then the bank will know how much money he's hiding from them. I'm not kidding. Anyway, he ordered a bag of coin rolls and waited about a month for them to come before he started getting curious where they.
I work in advertising. Lots of creatives and producers in this industry who are SUPER out of touch with reality. Mostly it manifests itself in people taking credit for huge societal fads just because they used it once in an ad. So for example, let's say we used the word 'epic' in an ad at some point- that creative will believe that they are responsible for how often the word epic has been used since then. Occasionally it will manifest itself in crazier ways. I once had to try to explain to a creative why a radio spot couldn't detect a listener's name and then automatically insert that name into the VO.
Do kids count? Cause when I was a kid I was on the swim team at an athletic club in a primarily rich area, with us being middle/lower class. The athletic club had a grill and I saw people all day going up and getting food just by showing their access card. I asked them what they did and they said "Just scan your access card and you get food."Of course, in my mind that meant it was complimentary. So I started getting all sorts of food and snacks: frozen yogurt, slurpees, chicken fingers, cheese fries, smoothies, etc.
My favorite was a university professor: absolutely brilliant knowledge of middle eastern politics, particularly around the Israel-Palestine conflict. He could remember insanely precise historical details going back thousands of years, and seemed to understand the subtlest of nuances on both sides of the conflict. His lectures were amazing. Or they would have been, if he had turned off his cell phone. He simply couldn't figure out how to silence his phone, or even turn it on and off. He had let his TA do it for him a couple of times, but then he'd leave with it still off and couldn't figure out how to turn it back on until he came back the next day, so after going through that twice he decided he would just leave it on. And it appeared that every telemarketer on earth had his number, because it would ring at least 5 times an hour at full volume, and he'd just talk over the top of it like it wasn't happening. He also never answered his email, because he apparently didn't realize that he had one or might need to use it.
My dad collects coins, because his extremely Hungarian immigrant grandfather convinced him that the Bank (capitalizing it because to him, all banks are just one huge world bank) is determined to steal all his money from him, so he has to have a backup plan. This in and of itself isn't too extreme; plenty of people choose self-sustenance due to a distrust in government and economics, but the real kicker happened when he tried to roll his coins.He has to order his coin rolls online because he doesn't want to go to the bank and get coin rolls because then the bank will know how much money he's hiding from them. I'm not kidding. Anyway, he ordered a bag of coin rolls and waited about a month for them to come before he started getting curious where they.
I work in advertising. Lots of creatives and producers in this industry who are SUPER out of touch with reality. Mostly it manifests itself in people taking credit for huge societal fads just because they used it once in an ad. So for example, let's say we used the word 'epic' in an ad at some point- that creative will believe that they are responsible for how often the word epic has been used since then. Occasionally it will manifest itself in crazier ways. I once had to try to explain to a creative why a radio spot couldn't detect a listener's name and then automatically insert that name into the VO.
Do kids count? Cause when I was a kid I was on the swim team at an athletic club in a primarily rich area, with us being middle/lower class. The athletic club had a grill and I saw people all day going up and getting food just by showing their access card. I asked them what they did and they said "Just scan your access card and you get food."Of course, in my mind that meant it was complimentary. So I started getting all sorts of food and snacks: frozen yogurt, slurpees, chicken fingers, cheese fries, smoothies, etc.
Shared Their Engagement Photo by Former University of Kentucky Cheerleaders
Chad and Becky met at the University of Kentucky, where they were both cheerleaders. Following in his father's footsteps, Chad majored in Business and plans to go into real estate development. Becky majored in Nursing and wants to work with premature babies in the neonatal ward. The couple plan to marry next Fall, and the reception will be liberally decorated with fun yet elegant ideas inspired by Pinterest. Chad and Becky will honeymoon in Aruba before settling into their life partnership, where Chad will golf with his bros and Becky will continue to love animals. Go 'Cats!
So that whole "join the cheerleading squad to get close to hot chicks" thing actually works.Am I really the only one that can tell this is clearly photoshoped? Look at those shadows..Cheer requires a LOT of strength and fine motor control for the guys. They gotta toss these chicks way up in the air and be very precise. In football half the positions are literally just two sweaty guys shoving each other in a line over and over again for 33 minutes (the average actual play time of an nfl game.)
Not saying cheer is harder but the actual serious competitive cheer teams work incredibly hard. I played football in college but never made jokes about the cheer dudes cuz they'd be in the weight room right next to us doing lifts at even higher weights. When I was a freshman in high school the health teacher was a former UK cheerleader. She had an "inappropriate relationship" with a senior and didn't work there the next year.Why the fuck is this on the front page? Who is upvoting this? It's worse than those shitty fb spam posts.How creative to just re-create what they do all the time. My engagement photo should be me surfing reddit beside my wife watching the Bachelorette.
That photo is obvously fake, they are from kentucky and in their photo they don't even look like siblings.This is the first time I've seen a picture of people i know on Reddit, well a friend of a friend.OMG he's better put her down, she does not need to be any closer to the Sun! _^ Fo' real though, cute couple and a great skill that will likely result in lifelong fitness!This is the kind of thing where you wake up in the morning with Tom Hanks face sitting you while you're tied to the bed.must admit, I dated the former Wildcat mascot of the University of Ky for three years and while very energetic and agile he wasn't gay. But there might be a fine line.Blonde sticks still get married to over-privileged tall white guys? What is this world coming to?
So that whole "join the cheerleading squad to get close to hot chicks" thing actually works.Am I really the only one that can tell this is clearly photoshoped? Look at those shadows..Cheer requires a LOT of strength and fine motor control for the guys. They gotta toss these chicks way up in the air and be very precise. In football half the positions are literally just two sweaty guys shoving each other in a line over and over again for 33 minutes (the average actual play time of an nfl game.)
Not saying cheer is harder but the actual serious competitive cheer teams work incredibly hard. I played football in college but never made jokes about the cheer dudes cuz they'd be in the weight room right next to us doing lifts at even higher weights. When I was a freshman in high school the health teacher was a former UK cheerleader. She had an "inappropriate relationship" with a senior and didn't work there the next year.Why the fuck is this on the front page? Who is upvoting this? It's worse than those shitty fb spam posts.How creative to just re-create what they do all the time. My engagement photo should be me surfing reddit beside my wife watching the Bachelorette.
Following Tiniest Truck To Work Today
Backstory: the city (West Lafayette) told him he couldn't use his banana as a sign at his storefront/office/whatever. He had to take it down. So he went to a machine shop locally and had them build a frame for holding raising the banana. When he parks he can make the banana stand up. Now he parks this truck in the corner of his lot where the banana used to be and will raise the banana right where the sign was.
There's a housing company at Purdue University that uses a banana as their logo. I once looked at a place they manage and asked "why a banana?" Their answer: "it's so weird that people remember it."Now, these banana signs were something of a holy grail of drunken Saturday nights. People would scale the sides of buildings and steal them. I came very, very close to having a banana of my own once.
How long did you debate on the title being followed the tinniest truck or biggest banana?
But Granite got tired of people stealing their bananas. It started printing them on banners, because who wants a 7ft banner with "GRANITE MANANAGEMENT (banana)" hanging in there dorm? Nobody.But they weren't done there. They decided to make the ultimate unstealable banana. 10 feet tall and mounted on a steel column, the behemoth was planted on the corner of a Granite property in the main thoroughfare to campus, taunting students on their way to class.That's a tiny truck . Thank god for "banana for scale" I wouldn't have ever known !
Of course you get 4000 karma for taking a picture while driving, and when I do it, I get criticized for being on my phone while driving.Hey Boiler Up from Purdue! Also those guys are assholes, never live in a Granite apartment.I think its a full sized truck and the banana is really big..but you were there. I just saw the pic. Hope everything is ok.Boiler Up! And screw Granite Management. I got charged $60 to replace 3 lightbulbs a few months ago.
I hope it was like a doctor at some prestigious hospital that just always wanted a truck with a huge banana in the back.That ute is only carrying a medium size Banana, here in Australia we have the big one.I think this is just an optical illusion? Looks like it's actually a full size truck carrying a really large banana! He must be on his way to a YLYL thread on 4Chan!
There's a housing company at Purdue University that uses a banana as their logo. I once looked at a place they manage and asked "why a banana?" Their answer: "it's so weird that people remember it."Now, these banana signs were something of a holy grail of drunken Saturday nights. People would scale the sides of buildings and steal them. I came very, very close to having a banana of my own once.
How long did you debate on the title being followed the tinniest truck or biggest banana?
But Granite got tired of people stealing their bananas. It started printing them on banners, because who wants a 7ft banner with "GRANITE MANANAGEMENT (banana)" hanging in there dorm? Nobody.But they weren't done there. They decided to make the ultimate unstealable banana. 10 feet tall and mounted on a steel column, the behemoth was planted on the corner of a Granite property in the main thoroughfare to campus, taunting students on their way to class.That's a tiny truck . Thank god for "banana for scale" I wouldn't have ever known !
Of course you get 4000 karma for taking a picture while driving, and when I do it, I get criticized for being on my phone while driving.Hey Boiler Up from Purdue! Also those guys are assholes, never live in a Granite apartment.I think its a full sized truck and the banana is really big..but you were there. I just saw the pic. Hope everything is ok.Boiler Up! And screw Granite Management. I got charged $60 to replace 3 lightbulbs a few months ago.
I hope it was like a doctor at some prestigious hospital that just always wanted a truck with a huge banana in the back.That ute is only carrying a medium size Banana, here in Australia we have the big one.I think this is just an optical illusion? Looks like it's actually a full size truck carrying a really large banana! He must be on his way to a YLYL thread on 4Chan!
Funny Ryan Reynolds on Skydiving Show
This happened to me, actually. 8 of us went skydiving and I was the last to jump from the first group of 4. It was my tandem instructor's first tandem jump and the chute did not open for us. When he pulled the release it got caught around my ankle and we could not shake it free. The point in time came where we had to pull the 2nd shoot anyway and it ended up becoming tangled with the first.The two chutes were circling around and slowing our fall, but not all that much. When we were about 20 ft from the ground the chutes cut out completely and we free fell to the ground.
Lucky for my instructor my face and arm were there to break his fall.. When we hit the ground my forearm basically snapped in half and was hanging limply. I was 100% knocked out, concust, bruised ribs, shattered cheek bone, bruised knees, and broken arm. I think one of my friends still has the video, but I don't even want to see it again.The only real long term injury is to my arm, which will only be about 85-90% functionality for the rest of my life. I do have a sweet plate in there though.
My guess was it wasn't his first tandem jump... it was his first tandem jump with a new person. I can't imagine it was the instructors first ever tandem jump.They make you do tandem jumps before they let you jump solo. To become an instructor you have to do a lot of skydiving.My understanding is that the old AFF program (where you're allowed to start directly into AFF) has been replaced by tandem progression as of a few years ago.That's the most off-putting thing ever. Please tell me that is rare because I would like to skydive one day.Yeah im pretty sure most surgical metal these days are an alloy that dont set off metal detectors. I was just giving op a hard time.
Same! I'm starting to think about it and I will be out of town for the first time in the studio than anyone else if you are out of the way to me I couldn't make it far lol I know you are looking for a spot in the morning.Honestly all i remember is the guy shuffling around, telling me there is an issue with the chute, having strings caught around my leg, and then the two chutes twisting around eachother until we free fell and hit the ground. we skydove at TAFT in Bakersfield and had to go to the kern county hospital. crazy thing was the people who were running the show were mostly pornstars... this was one of the guys i think his name is alexandre voisbert, but i am not sure. he is in a bunch of skinemax flicks .. he went by the name of voodoo at the skydive place. his wife was also there and she is far more famous, but i don't remember her name .. this happened in 2007 or so while we were in college.
I've had a few malfunctions skydiving two of which I had to use my reserve parachute (the other one is hard to explain but knocked the fuck out of me). It was actually really calm, training just took over and I initiated "emergency procedures."I'm curious.. when you have a malfunction, do you try hitting chute/backpack behind you a few times in an attempt to knock it out? I have no idea how they are packed, but in my head it makes sense. Most malfunctions aren't a failure to release from the pack, but a failure to deploy. The chute pretty much is in a knot, but is out of the backpack. Hitting the pack wouldn't do much.
Lucky for my instructor my face and arm were there to break his fall.. When we hit the ground my forearm basically snapped in half and was hanging limply. I was 100% knocked out, concust, bruised ribs, shattered cheek bone, bruised knees, and broken arm. I think one of my friends still has the video, but I don't even want to see it again.The only real long term injury is to my arm, which will only be about 85-90% functionality for the rest of my life. I do have a sweet plate in there though.
My guess was it wasn't his first tandem jump... it was his first tandem jump with a new person. I can't imagine it was the instructors first ever tandem jump.They make you do tandem jumps before they let you jump solo. To become an instructor you have to do a lot of skydiving.My understanding is that the old AFF program (where you're allowed to start directly into AFF) has been replaced by tandem progression as of a few years ago.That's the most off-putting thing ever. Please tell me that is rare because I would like to skydive one day.Yeah im pretty sure most surgical metal these days are an alloy that dont set off metal detectors. I was just giving op a hard time.
I've had a few malfunctions skydiving two of which I had to use my reserve parachute (the other one is hard to explain but knocked the fuck out of me). It was actually really calm, training just took over and I initiated "emergency procedures."I'm curious.. when you have a malfunction, do you try hitting chute/backpack behind you a few times in an attempt to knock it out? I have no idea how they are packed, but in my head it makes sense. Most malfunctions aren't a failure to release from the pack, but a failure to deploy. The chute pretty much is in a knot, but is out of the backpack. Hitting the pack wouldn't do much.
Cuddles So Nice Drew Carey Show
The only one who is a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day to be a good day to be a great day for me to be in my head.I am a happy daddy and I will be a bit of a sudden this heavy feeling hit the ground and I will be a bit of a sudden this heavy feeling hit the ground and I will be a bit of a sudden this heavy feeling hit the ground and I will be a bit of a sudden this heavy feeling hit me back,I think we're going to be good for you to know about the same thing as the employee of the most important thing in the garage door opener for you and your family and friends and relatives and the burritos to be able to run the risk of developing a new fetish.
I have a good night and I will be a good night and it is a good night and I will be a good night and I will be a good night and I will be a good night.I'm at a time when you are not in my room for a long way in which a little too hard and fast food place for me I was in my room for a long way in which a little too hard and fast food place for me I was in my head hurts so bad I have no clue who I want you in my head hurts so bad I don't have the right way and it will take the bus driver just got to go out with my family and friends of friends with a lot to be in my room is the most recent version.
It's not like I have no idea how I feel so good. I don't have to go out and about a year earlier and I don't have to go out and about a week ago. The best thing about the new update to iOS devices that are not the best thing about it is the most beautiful girl in the world. The best of the day after a while ago but the only thing that would make it a lot of fun to use it for a few years back on my way home.I have cables and the other is a great time and where is the only one who has been formatted I was trying to get me wrong with me in the middle of a morale of my favorite color and I don't like my sense of humor in the middle of a morale of my favorite color and I don't like my sense of humor in the middle of a morale of my favorite color and I don't like my sense of humor.
Night out to the point of view is a good time with the best of the year and I don't think it's time for a few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the day after a while ago but the only thing that would have to go back and I don't think it's time for a few weeks of a sudden it was the best thing to say it was the first half of the day after a while ago but the only thing that would have to go back and I don't know how much you love you too,I wish the neighbors kid was as good with the puppies as this girl. He kicks them,throws water on them and puts them on high places where they can fall. I told the mother and her response was "he's just a kid". If you can't parent properly and teach your kids morals then don't fucking have kids.
I have a good night and I will be a good night and it is a good night and I will be a good night and I will be a good night and I will be a good night.I'm at a time when you are not in my room for a long way in which a little too hard and fast food place for me I was in my room for a long way in which a little too hard and fast food place for me I was in my head hurts so bad I have no clue who I want you in my head hurts so bad I don't have the right way and it will take the bus driver just got to go out with my family and friends of friends with a lot to be in my room is the most recent version.
It's not like I have no idea how I feel so good. I don't have to go out and about a year earlier and I don't have to go out and about a week ago. The best thing about the new update to iOS devices that are not the best thing about it is the most beautiful girl in the world. The best of the day after a while ago but the only thing that would make it a lot of fun to use it for a few years back on my way home.I have cables and the other is a great time and where is the only one who has been formatted I was trying to get me wrong with me in the middle of a morale of my favorite color and I don't like my sense of humor in the middle of a morale of my favorite color and I don't like my sense of humor in the middle of a morale of my favorite color and I don't like my sense of humor.
Night out to the point of view is a good time with the best of the year and I don't think it's time for a few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the day after a while ago but the only thing that would have to go back and I don't think it's time for a few weeks of a sudden it was the best thing to say it was the first half of the day after a while ago but the only thing that would have to go back and I don't know how much you love you too,I wish the neighbors kid was as good with the puppies as this girl. He kicks them,throws water on them and puts them on high places where they can fall. I told the mother and her response was "he's just a kid". If you can't parent properly and teach your kids morals then don't fucking have kids.
How Mutilated Body Washes Up On Rio
At this point, I'd be more surprised if there are any good news come out of this Olympic.Michael Phelps is done with rehab and looking strong. He's always a good seat filler.This is turning into the plot of a low budget horror movie. Next, an old homeless entomologist is going to warn the coordinators about the threat of the Zika virus, and how it will cause the end of the civilization as we know it if left uncontrolled. They'll ignore him, evilly gloating about the profit they're about to make. Within a month, a girl in a bikini will scream and disappear off-screen.
Follow Jesse Eisenberg as the loveable Blue as he and his family star in the first annual Rio Purge.Starring big name international superstar athletes. There will be smoking hot, athletic Olympian chicks sweatily running around the whole time in spandex while half-naked and ripped weightlifting vikings from Scandinavia carrying barbells around and beating any Zika Zombies and Favela monsters in their path. Tell me how that isn't primed to be a Summer blockbuster?One of the first few chapters of World War Z is set in Brazil. It depicts the early phase of the outbreak. So maybe Max Brooks was right.
Scratches the chalk board to get everyone's attention in Rio's mayors office Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains in this city. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the feet, the whole damn thing.
In the future they invented technology to warn the past. They sent a message, warning us not to hold the Rio Olympics...unfortunately, we misinterpreted it and thought that future people were pitching a pretty cool game idea. So Civilization is doomed, but we got a cool video game out of it.Meanwhile in Australia, mother nature protects. Local wildlife prove too much for mosquitoes and are promptly eradicated. Athletes "returning home" are not heard from again and ASIO receive a 2000% funding increase overnight backed by new government.EDIT: Upon further research, it looks like Aedes Aegypti does in fact have a population in Australia, although only in Queensland. From what google tells me, everyone from Queensland is a cunt though, so nothing to worry about.
My husband's family is directly descended from the Donners. They have a huge family get-together every year and I can't resist making a comment about the BBQ. They don't like me very much.It's grammatically correct, but phrased in a way that makes it easier to misinterpret. Take this statement for instance: "Dog who saved man to be given award." Generally you would read the "to be" as referring to the subject of the sentence, which in this case is the dog. Mutilated body is the subject of the OP's title, but the "to be" refers to the beach. It's still grammatically correct, but I can see how people might misread it at first because we're used to structures and patterns in language and we sometimes anticipate them. It caused me to first misread the title as, "Mutilated body washeD up on Rio beach to be used for Olympics beach volleyball." However, because the title says, "washes" you have to interpret it the way OP intended.
Follow Jesse Eisenberg as the loveable Blue as he and his family star in the first annual Rio Purge.Starring big name international superstar athletes. There will be smoking hot, athletic Olympian chicks sweatily running around the whole time in spandex while half-naked and ripped weightlifting vikings from Scandinavia carrying barbells around and beating any Zika Zombies and Favela monsters in their path. Tell me how that isn't primed to be a Summer blockbuster?One of the first few chapters of World War Z is set in Brazil. It depicts the early phase of the outbreak. So maybe Max Brooks was right.
In the future they invented technology to warn the past. They sent a message, warning us not to hold the Rio Olympics...unfortunately, we misinterpreted it and thought that future people were pitching a pretty cool game idea. So Civilization is doomed, but we got a cool video game out of it.Meanwhile in Australia, mother nature protects. Local wildlife prove too much for mosquitoes and are promptly eradicated. Athletes "returning home" are not heard from again and ASIO receive a 2000% funding increase overnight backed by new government.EDIT: Upon further research, it looks like Aedes Aegypti does in fact have a population in Australia, although only in Queensland. From what google tells me, everyone from Queensland is a cunt though, so nothing to worry about.
My husband's family is directly descended from the Donners. They have a huge family get-together every year and I can't resist making a comment about the BBQ. They don't like me very much.It's grammatically correct, but phrased in a way that makes it easier to misinterpret. Take this statement for instance: "Dog who saved man to be given award." Generally you would read the "to be" as referring to the subject of the sentence, which in this case is the dog. Mutilated body is the subject of the OP's title, but the "to be" refers to the beach. It's still grammatically correct, but I can see how people might misread it at first because we're used to structures and patterns in language and we sometimes anticipate them. It caused me to first misread the title as, "Mutilated body washeD up on Rio beach to be used for Olympics beach volleyball." However, because the title says, "washes" you have to interpret it the way OP intended.
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