How Mutilated Body Washes Up On Rio

At this point, I'd be more surprised if there are any good news come out of this Olympic.Michael Phelps is done with rehab and looking strong. He's always a good seat filler.This is turning into the plot of a low budget horror movie. Next, an old homeless entomologist is going to warn the coordinators about the threat of the Zika virus, and how it will cause the end of the civilization as we know it if left uncontrolled. They'll ignore him, evilly gloating about the profit they're about to make. Within a month, a girl in a bikini will scream and disappear off-screen.

Follow Jesse Eisenberg as the loveable Blue as he and his family star in the first annual Rio Purge.Starring big name international superstar athletes. There will be smoking hot, athletic Olympian chicks sweatily running around the whole time in spandex while half-naked and ripped weightlifting vikings from Scandinavia carrying barbells around and beating any Zika Zombies and Favela monsters in their path. Tell me how that isn't primed to be a Summer blockbuster?One of the first few chapters of World War Z is set in Brazil. It depicts the early phase of the outbreak. So maybe Max Brooks was right.

Scratches the chalk board to get everyone's attention in Rio's mayors office Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's just too many captains in this city. $10,000 for me by myself. For that you get the head, the feet, the whole damn thing.

In the future they invented technology to warn the past. They sent a message, warning us not to hold the Rio Olympics...unfortunately, we misinterpreted it and thought that future people were pitching a pretty cool game idea. So Civilization is doomed, but we got a cool video game out of it.Meanwhile in Australia, mother nature protects. Local wildlife prove too much for mosquitoes and are promptly eradicated. Athletes "returning home" are not heard from again and ASIO receive a 2000% funding increase overnight backed by new government.EDIT: Upon further research, it looks like Aedes Aegypti does in fact have a population in Australia, although only in Queensland. From what google tells me, everyone from Queensland is a cunt though, so nothing to worry about.

My husband's family is directly descended from the Donners. They have a huge family get-together every year and I can't resist making a comment about the BBQ. They don't like me very much.It's grammatically correct, but phrased in a way that makes it easier to misinterpret. Take this statement for instance: "Dog who saved man to be given award." Generally you would read the "to be" as referring to the subject of the sentence, which in this case is the dog. Mutilated body is the subject of the OP's title, but the "to be" refers to the beach. It's still grammatically correct, but I can see how people might misread it at first because we're used to structures and patterns in language and we sometimes anticipate them. It caused me to first misread the title as, "Mutilated body washeD up on Rio beach to be used for Olympics beach volleyball." However, because the title says, "washes" you have to interpret it the way OP intended.